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5 Movies from Your Childhood to Rewatch in Your Adulthood
Watching movies with your kids is a great way to bond, not to mention introduce them to some of your favorite and most beloved films from when you were their age. It’s a win-win: they get the joy of watching something they’ve never seen before while you can bask in a nice dose of nostalgia. [...]
This is how a New Yorker Sees the United States of America – By a New Yorker
People of New York City have no sense of the geography of the country as a whole, which, I think is a bit fair. As someone who commutes through New York City on a daily basis, I totally understand why they think that the world revolves around them. So, here is a map of [...]
Man Arrested After Farting Near a Police Officer
SOUTH CHARLESTON, West Virginia — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrol officer has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of [...]
30 Methods that you can use to piss people off almost anywhere!
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic [...]
The Story of the Mystical Magic Green Hat
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Mystical Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. [...]
5 Life Changing Uses for a Binder Clip (YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THEM ON YOUR OWN)
Yea, it may seem just like any old ordinary binder clip that you got from your local Staples or Office Max store. And to be honest, it totally is! But make no mistake, this ordinary binder clip is much much more than just ordinary. It can do so much more then just keep your papers [...]
15 Oxymorons
An oxymoron is a combination of words that contradict each other. Here are some of my favorites: mmmmm…. Jumbo Shrimp 1. virtual reality 2. original copy 3. old news 4. act naturally 5. pretty ugly 6. living dead 7. jumbo shrimp 8. rolling stop 9. constant variable 10. exact estimate 11. paid volunteers 12. civil war 13. sound of silence 14. clever fool 15. only choice
